Tch Tch Tch...poor me or poor fish?

*after being teased sufficiently with the bhai jan, bhai jan routine, Sam tries to play his cheesiness card* :P
*Eden, noticing its actually turning the tables, retaliates...*

Eden: Acha bus! Ab phir apna wo tharkipana na shuru kr dena!!...GANDE INSAN!!
Sam: ......... *silence*.........*feigns hurt* heartbreak... *sniff sniff* :\
Eden: Awww..acha nahi BHAI JAN aap roen to mat na...
Sam: ....*more silence*...... FURTHER heartbreak :\
Eden: mein BEHN JI hun na apki, itne paak rishte ko kharab na kijiye... *grins* :P
Sam: .......Heart broken and BURNT
Eden: Awwwwwwww acha chalein aap ja ke naha lein na BHAI JAN
Sam: ........heart broken and burnt to ASHES...
Eden: Ab zyada drameybazi na karein na BHAI JAN, warna mama ko shikayat laga dun gi..han
Sam: ........Heart broken, burnt and the ashes thrown in the RIVER... :(
Eden: Haha! awwwwwwwwww :p wow..ab ye na kehna ke the ashes are floating in the river or what not...LAME kaheen ke....
Sam: .....*pause*......the ashes are eaten by a fish!
Eden: WHAAAtt?! HAHAHAH!! *cracks up*
Sam: han na...see how bad it is? :\
Eden: * Oh God :D seriously, a fish?! wth??! HAHAH.....oh what, so now the fish has diarrhoea?
Sam: ........*pause* yeah...the fish has diarrhoea...and now its diarrhoea-ing all over the place... :(
Eden: WTF?! HAHAHA Eerrghhhh :P
Sam: Yeah see what you've done? now the whole sea is polluted...thanks to you...Gawd. :\

I was totally Mindfucked a while back, THIS was my last effort to counter it...but no, you're getting REALLY good at picking on lil things that I sometimes say by accident or deliberately getting the 'negative' out of what I say to you....yeah.. :p seems like now you've picked up the tricks from me and are now a pro at playing em on your own "boring-lecturer-of-a-bf"
;)

Uno Cuatro Tres <3