THIS is what we talk about on 14th Feb :P

On 14th feb,
during a chat on the phone about "if I ever break up with you..." :D
She tells me I gotta STAY friends always.
I point out that something like that would be realy REEALLY hard to do after a breakup... for both of us...

*conversation goes on*

Eden: Mujhe kya pata tha ke if I ever wana breakup with you to phir i would have to lose you as a friend too *feigns sob* :(
Sam: But..Isn't it like..understandable? i mean, DUH. If you ever wanna *emphasizes the syllables to make it clear* BREAK--UP then yeah...
Eden: But, but I don't wanna lose a friend... (>_<) nahi na :\
Sam: Why, then, would you wanna lose a loved one first..?
Eden: :o *taken aback* Oh...nahi. I dont wanna ever lose my loved one...nahi :(
Sam: Han na! to bhai who says I want to?? I dont wanna lose you eitherrr!!... :D Tumhein pata nahin aj kyun achanak shauq charha hai discuss karne ka *evil grin* :P
Eden: nahi nahi ye discussion to backfire hogai, koi nahi breakup! bus :(
Sam: Awwww! Hahahah Oh God, you are so Cuuuute!! :]
Eden: *embarrased* :$ *blushy-blushy* ...kya cute?? han?! kya?? kya cute is mein han??! *trying to sound all macho to cover up*
Sam: You know..just how you said it all and then... :P *snickers*
who's breaking up?! hm?? :) Nobodyyy! hhahah :D I love you... :}
Eden: *sighs* I love you too... :)
.....*long pause*......... but YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE%@^$&!!
Sam: WHhaaATT?!! :S *baffled*
*both break out into silly laughter*

Uno Cuatro Tres <3

Tch Tch Tch...poor me or poor fish?

*after being teased sufficiently with the bhai jan, bhai jan routine, Sam tries to play his cheesiness card* :P
*Eden, noticing its actually turning the tables, retaliates...*

Eden: Acha bus! Ab phir apna wo tharkipana na shuru kr dena!!...GANDE INSAN!!
Sam: ......... *silence*.........*feigns hurt* heartbreak... *sniff sniff* :\
Eden: Awww..acha nahi BHAI JAN aap roen to mat na...
Sam: ....*more silence*...... FURTHER heartbreak :\
Eden: mein BEHN JI hun na apki, itne paak rishte ko kharab na kijiye... *grins* :P
Sam: .......Heart broken and BURNT
Eden: Awwwwwwww acha chalein aap ja ke naha lein na BHAI JAN
Sam: ........heart broken and burnt to ASHES...
Eden: Ab zyada drameybazi na karein na BHAI JAN, warna mama ko shikayat laga dun gi..han
Sam: ........Heart broken, burnt and the ashes thrown in the RIVER... :(
Eden: Haha! awwwwwwwwww :p wow..ab ye na kehna ke the ashes are floating in the river or what not...LAME kaheen ke....
Sam: .....*pause*......the ashes are eaten by a fish!
Eden: WHAAAtt?! HAHAHAH!! *cracks up*
Sam: han na...see how bad it is? :\
Eden: * Oh God :D seriously, a fish?! wth??! HAHAH.....oh what, so now the fish has diarrhoea?
Sam: ........*pause* yeah...the fish has diarrhoea...and now its diarrhoea-ing all over the place... :(
Eden: WTF?! HAHAHA Eerrghhhh :P
Sam: Yeah see what you've done? now the whole sea is polluted...thanks to you...Gawd. :\

I was totally Mindfucked a while back, THIS was my last effort to counter it...but no, you're getting REALLY good at picking on lil things that I sometimes say by accident or deliberately getting the 'negative' out of what I say to you....yeah.. :p seems like now you've picked up the tricks from me and are now a pro at playing em on your own "boring-lecturer-of-a-bf"
;)

Uno Cuatro Tres <3

1:45am, Tuesday night...Apologies to Sir Syed and Iqbal :P

*cuddled up in blankets*...
Eden: You know I dont think people made love in the old days, like 1840s...
Sam: Really? What makes you say that baby?
Eden: I just think so...
Sam: Hmmmm, I think they could...I mean its human nature
Eden: Nahi..you can't imagine sir syed ahmed khan really 'making love' to his wife, can you??
Sam: O_o *baffled* Kyaa?!!
Eden: ..or Mariah Carey?
Sam: WHaatT??! *breaks into laughter* Komal? WTH??
Eden: Han na, that's just so...I, I just dont think the girl would be able to...you know...
Sam: *still laughing*
Eden: wo daarhi itna.....chubti hogi...ERGH!
Sam: *completely cracks up*
Eden: Shutuuup! :P *cracks up too*
*after sharing profuse laughter finally calms down*
Sam: WOW
Eden: Yeah so you see, they probably didnt make love...
Sam: Yeah I guess they didnt then... not with that beard anyways *aftershock laugh* :P
Eden: *snickers* yeah, God, Ergh...
Sam: That's why I'm never keeping a mustache or a beard...
Eden: Haan..
Sam: taake chubne ki kisi ko fikr na karni pare na... :P
Eden: Ji han! *laughs away* awesome ;)
Sam: But mariah carey...?? sir syed...?!! WTF?!
Eden: What...? im just sayin :P
Sam: Seriously?? :D
Eden: Yeah Iqbal was really fat too...
Sam: Huh??! HAHAHAHAH!!
Eden: Im seriouusss... *giggles* wo ITNE mote the pata hai? :P
Sam: Omg! And did you know that he had many wives in his life...?? Not simultaneous though
Eden: Really?? Wow....*pause*...maybe Mariah Carey would be calling Iqbal while she is underneath sir syed... :P
Sam: *barely constrained chuckle* making an appointment for tuesday..? *laughs his head off*
Eden: *cracks up again*

Oh God, the stuff we talk about sometimes... HAHA!! :D
Love you, Babydoll :)

Uno Cuatro Tres <3

Tata!

Its endearing when you say bye a dozen times and end up talking, not getting off the phone :P
Its cuter when you do it like you're a pissed, a zalimana BYE and then silence...and then after a few seconds again voices return... :p
suddenly I, being the so-termed "brutally" romantic and persistent bf, break the silence again and go:
"Well...?"
"Whaatt?? Tum gae kyun nahi??" *blushing, surprised by the cute awkwardness of it*
"Cuz you didnt cut the call.." *grins*
"What?? Me? Ergh! Jana to tum ne hai"
"Nahi to, mujhe to koi jaldi nahi hai"
"Acha to jao na...jao BYE!"
"acha acha jata hun jata hun..." *giggles*
"Jao..BYEE!!"
"Aisa bye?"
"Han...Ap jaen..abhi!!" *80% teased*
"Abhi?"
"YES Abhi!"
"Isi waqt?"
"ERGH! Han na! Jao bhi...Loser!!"
*cracks up*
"Erghh!! Nahi na bhai.. ye kya baat hui...Ye kya bkwas hai?"
"bkwas ye hai ke..I love you"
"Yeah right..I hate you too"
"mmhmmm" *chuckling*
"ab jao bus...tata! BYE! Jao!"
"acha na ja raha hun na, ja raha hun.."
"Jao..tata!"
"tata.."
......*silence for 5 seconds*
*AAA!! Jaooo!*
"OK OK! GOD!!" *cracks up again*
"I hate you!!"
"I love you too!"
"Mein nahi baat kr rahi...kuti! Jao..Go effin shower!!"
"Jaun?"
"HAN! JAEN!!"
"so you want me to go, right?"
"Han stoopid!"
"Then you're supposed to push the red button, love haha mein ne to nahi jana"
"GO.SHOWER.RIGHT.NOW...BYE!"
...... *more silence*
"Well..? you didnt push the red button!"
"OMG! AAA!! Tum jao na, mein kyun karun?"
"Cuz apko hi jaldi mujhe bhejne ki"
"Ergh! Bus enough! BYE! TATA!"
"this tata for real?" *chuckling still*
"YES BYE TATA!"
*finally cuts the call as soon as the word TATA leaves her vocal cords making sure it doesnt happen yet again*

WOW! That was unbelievably cute, baby :P
HAHA!
Uno Cuatro Tres <3

:P

Sam: And Oh Gosh those Pictures!...*sizzles*
Eden: *holds breath* Uhh..*confused how to react*
Sam: God, you sexy babe...
Eden: Uhhm..*sighs, blushing*...*biting lip, struggling to find the words*
Sam: *chuckling, grinning, aware of what's going on* what..? :P
Eden: Uff...tum na..kitne..wo ho..*pause*..Allah kre mera balance khatam ho jae abhi!
Sam: Whaatt??! *cracks up* :D

Oh baby :)
<3

Hawaii, Paris, Bikinis

I: If I can ever take you on a vacation somewhere abroad, we'll go to Paris...
Eden: No, we'll go to Hawaii baby
I: Hawaii? But I thought -
Eden: Because you like Hawaii na..and I wanna go there too
I: But there's the Eiffel tower you know, the sexiest building according to you
Eden: Well, I -
I: And we can kiss underneath it, like that movie...
Eden: *chuckles*
I: what do you think?
Eden: well, Hawaii..because i wanna go there...and you know i love beaches, right?
I: yeah..
Eden: So there...
I: Ok, Hawaii it is
Eden: Theek hai
I: But If we're going to Hawaii you're gonna have to wear a bikini...
Eden: What..?!
I: *grins*
Eden: Ok..we're going to Paris!
I: *cracks up*
Eden: Jee han..*blushing*

HAHA :p